"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
Shout out to my mom whose immediate reaction to seeing a picture I posted of a fountain that had detergent put in it to make it foam up was to question whether I had done it and assume (quite correctly) that I wished it’d been me if I hadn’t.